Essays in Idleness

Perhaps even more urgent and important than the destruction of our universities, is the destruction of each and every “faculty of education,” around the world. This was something that first occurred to me in high school, and led to the many benefits of dropping out.

We should begin by vacating the certification authority: that is how, not the majority, but every single teaching candidate receives an ideological bath, or drowning; although only most (perhaps 95 per cent) come out of this process mortally filled with water.

We should try to get the proportion of brain-dead teaching in our schools down, ideally, to less than half. But whether public or private, common or “elitist,” all have passed through the government-regulated teacher certification process. Until all these certifying institutions have been destroyed like Hezbollah, and the grounds that lay beneath them have been salted and scraped, no prospect of improvement is conceivable. The absolute elimination of governments from any contact, let alone influence upon the schools, should be a matter of law, and would present an opportunity to imprison administrators and politicians in considerable numbers. Let them teach the polar bears on Ellesmere Island, or replace the walrus as a source of protein.

I hope, from this, I have made my views on teacher-certification unambiguously clear. I wouldn’t want to waste time explaining them in detail. Anyone who has been to school in Canada, or the other countries, should know what I mean, unless they have themselves become the victims of these teachers.

But I consider myself a true friend of “learning,” and even of universities, “in principle,” as they say. Let the institutions that replace them hire whomever they want — let them even recruit from the land of muskoxen — as they wish. And may they grant whatever degrees they please, and flourish or decline on personal tuitions and endowments, but without the fondest scent of tax money.

The argument against this is that if “minimum” government standards were withdrawn, and schooling ceased to be mandatory, there would be a collapse of intellect in the general population. But let us look around: the collapse has already occurred.

One continues to think of Saint Michael, archangel in the Haggadah, throughout all Abrahamic lands and the world; because yesterday was his feast in Western Christendom. The Israeli incursions, through the skies above Lebanon and Yemen, gave it an illustration; and the celebrations, even within Shia communities in Beirut and Tehran, reminded us of the final victory.

The modern, alas, does not believe in victory, but in a “negotiated two-state solution” between Heaven and Hell — and in the perpetuation of bureaucracy. But victory remains possible, and it is possible that Israel, by ignoring e.g. all the idiots in the Biden administration, has changed the rules of play. The isolation and defeat of Iran and “Islamism” is beginning.

For peace comes after Victory. It is the end of war, as we seem to have forgotten since World War II (the last time we achieved an undisputed victory, against Germany and Japan). But even that was succeeded by the Cold War, as the Christian West no longer had it in them to take on, and permanently extinguish, Communism — an even worse evil than Nazism. We entered the “brave new world” of containment.

And the world must permanently face the prospect of war, until the end of the world; and Saint Michael will always be fighting for us, within every conscience, when we are on God’s side. And we will never be defeated, though we are defeated in battles along the way. There is War in Heaven, and it unambiguously continues on the battlefield of earth. We “fight, fight, fight.”

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TWELVE YEARS. — We began on Michaelmas, 29th September 2012, to write these Idle Essays, upon being tossed out of the last Canadian daily that was printing our column. We thus went “underground,” in what was once a free, and Christian, country. I haven’t given up, idly writing, and will continue for as long as I can. O Prince of the Heavenly Host, pray for us!

I should think the limit of American diplomacy should be, to contain our enthusiasm when certain desiderata are achieved: for instance, the death of Hassan Nasrallah in an Israeli air raid on Beirut; and indeed of almost the entire Hezbollah command in previous air strikes. Or, (to stick with that once-Christian, Islamist-afflicted nation of Lebanon), the brilliant bombings, using pagers and walkie-talkies, that maimed and killed Hezbollah operatives in their thousands; and the plausible broadcast warnings, that make a building’s occupants identify it by scrambling out in panic. This also spares casualties should the IDF decide to obliterate the building.

That “civilians” are seldom targeted by Israel we may take on trust, for it is not in their propaganda interest to harm civilians. It is, however, very much in the interest of their Islamist enemy, whose crocodile tears immerse the BBC.

The Arabs, too, are among today’s winners. This is quite apparent if the reader will consult Arab media, where Hezbollah’s fate is currently being mocked. If Hamas, too, can be completely annihilated, together with the Houthis of Yemen — and the mad mullahs of Iran could be recalled each to his 72 exploding virgins — peace and prosperity may come to the Middle East. This is Trump’s “Abraham Accords” in practice.

Alas, in this earthly psychomachia, not everyone can win, but I am delighted to survey the losers. Trump more and more obviously exhibits a real genius for foreign policy; for instance, he has put himself in a position to negotiate peace between Ukraine and Russia. His (realizable) objective has been world peace, all along. But the Democrats can still hope to steal the election, or that Trump will be assassinated.

Even if they succeed, there is hope for “abroad.” Both Israel and Ukraine have now learnt, the hard way, that depending upon the USA for direction is a very, very, stupid idea. They should do what they must without American permission. And as Trump says, they should consult their own interests; and tell Leftists, Progressives, Liberals, and Islamists, what is never said in a family weblog.

It is true that most Democrats are vicious, unprincipled people. This statement would be misleading if I omitted to write that most Republicans likewise stink of corruption and duplicity. While this is true of the “progressive” majority (all politics is Progressive, or as I said yesterday, Socialist), mention should be made of the numerous exceptions. These are the people who are abnormally stupid, although they may also think, quite wrongly, that they are pursuing self-interest. Still, they aren’t intelligent enough to do much harm, except when organized into a mass by a democracy.

There are saints, of course; but as any religious person (i.e. not a saint) can tell you, saints have generally avoided politics for the last twenty centuries. The Church does not recommend we get into politics except during those brief embarrassing moments when the Church is ruled by neo-pagan popes, or has gone non-Catholic.

An initial sign that a man (a term that includes men and women) is dangerous, is when he starts pretending to be good. As we know from Scripture, men are not good, and even to canonize a saint requires that functionaries in his cause neglect certain details.

The same goes for politicians, though in a morally relaxed, and informal way. I think for example of Donald Trump as “a good man” — oddly, on the analogy of a saint. He is a grievous, almost unnatural, sinner, but even more sinned against than sinning. He is an appalling liar, but his lies, which mostly count as exaggerations, are cancelled by the lies told against him. His heroic stamina speaks for itself. He is responsible for far less mindless or intentional slaughter than most of the politicians who have enjoyed his level of success; and he generally means well, at home, and tries to avoid war.

So why is he decried as “Hitler,” and hated more than any American politician, living in the present century? (According to poll, 28 percent of Democrats wish him dead.)

I do not love Mr Trump, but prefer him to his potential assassins. My hope is that more American voters also sort-of like him (plus a few million, to overcome cheating) — than psychopathically hate him — for if so, America may last another four years.

All politics is essentially Socialist. It all works on the assumption that we can know what’s what, and can do something about it. Whereas, in a more candid analysis, we can’t.

The Law of Paradox is perhaps our most important scientific discovery yet to be made. It holds that what we get will be the opposite of what we were expecting, including all those exceptions that we were anticipating. It is the reason why, for instance, the present accelerating population decline came after a generation of tedious warnings about a population explosion; why nuclear war will never happen, even though increased radiation levels would have been a boon to human health; why a dearth of carbon dioxide threatens the world’s agricultural production; why microplastics and oil spills will come to our rescue; why global warming will end in a new ice age; thus why sea levels will fall, leaving huge seaside conurbations far inland; and why the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup.

It is why the record of our material expansion is the tale of our spiritual diminution. It is why the “Internet of Things” is more disappointing than the sprawling “Internet of Nothings,” and “Artificial Intelligence” is so provocatively stupid.

It is because of my preternatural (though not supernatural) appreciation of paradox that I am generally right about most trends, and the consequences of events; whereas the experts tend to be wrong, or rather, are always wrong. For them to be wrong so consistently suggests they are taking supernatural hints, i.e. from the Devil. Indeed, what the Devil predicts is always the glib.

(My Iron Law of Paradox is incidentally closely related to my Paradoxical Law of Irony.)

A friend, who makes colourful predictions from his readings in the Book of Daniel, and the Apocalypse of the Apostle John, has also a success rate of zero-point-zero. He should give it up.

Saint Mark also recommends he desist, in Chapter 13:

“But of that day or hour no man knoweth, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father. … For ye know not when the time is.”

While I am not an expert on secret security services, I know that at least on this topic, as on most others, I know much more than Biden, Harris, Walz, &c; unless they are perhaps well-informed, in which case they are even more evil than I had imagined. My impression is that their post-Christian party worships Moloch, less subtly than before. (Moloch, mentioned in the Book of Leviticus, is the Canaanite “go-to” lord for child-sacrifice.)

My assumption is that the Democrat Party, from fear of the criminal investigations he might attempt, if he became President again, wants Trump dead. They would have preferred to jail him, on false charges, but have run out of options. For if they fail to murder him, there is always a chance he might win the election, and by so large a margin that he will overcome the millions of stuffed (“harvested”) and electronic ballots.

Indeed, American elections have become more predictable. President Lula has no trouble controlling huge opposition crowds in Brazil, and President Maduro won his election in Venezuela even though his opponent, Edmundo Gonzales, scored an estimated 73 percent of the vote. (Gonzales has now fled to Spain.)

On the other hand, the “far right” (i.e. economically literate) Javier Milei won the Argentine election by such a landslide that even the Peronists were moved (for the moment) out of his way.

The persistent, quite official, Democrat comparison of Trump with Hitler, should tell the observer everything he needs to know about that party; for their presidential candidates have been comparing their opponents to Hitler since Truman. Reagan was so Hitler-like they got someone to shoot him. They’ve had two shots at Trump so far, and there will be more, for they say he is really, really, just like Hitler, to America’s liberal supply of the unhinged.

The paradox is that Trump is not at all like Hitler, nor does he resemble a Nazi so nearly as the senior Democrats do, when they plot to shut Trump down. In no civilized jurisdiction would their legal manoeuvres be tolerated.

My advice to Republicans, watching the election being stolen from them, with the usual assistance of a poisonously corrupt “media,” is to remain calm and non-violent. Remember that the issue isn’t Trump: “put not your faith in princes.” Christianity is rich with instructions for defeating Satanic opponents. The trick is to remain uncompromised, in faith, come what may. A single saint can defeat them; be that saint.

My thoughts had turned to “eastern” (i.e. Central) Europe, where the climate alarmists were reporting terrible storms and floods, when I received this sensible report. It was from a couple returning to Moravia from Prague. They saw rivers and creeks that had overflowed their banks, including a marvellous sight on the River Elbe (“Labe”), but nothing to suggest the end of the world.

“Inhabitants of this land living fortunately in a place rarely visited by real natural disasters have developed a certain yearning for the excitement they believe such events provide. This time their hopes were pinned to weathermen’s predictions of apocalyptic floods. I suspect they were a little disappointed, although a few houses were destroyed beyond repair. However, this showed that only a fool would place his trust in a meteorologist.”

Here, in America, too, we must expect severe weather reports, and apocalyptic climate warnings, a few times each year. These seem more plausible in the hurricane season, although (did you notice?) we’ve had only drizzle this year. So the prognosticators say, “Don’t let the quiet fool you.”

They know what we don’t know: that they are only wrong 99 percent of the time. On the 100th occasion, they may correctly predict an inundation, over perhaps one percent of their reporting area; though nothing to compare with their boasting about it. Tsunamis and asteroids would make us much happier.

The Devil, who controls the media, promotes anxiety over the wrong things: principally those that seldom happen, which we cannot possibly avoid when they do. As a reactionary “mediaevalist,” I wish that we would spend more time laughing at the Devil, than he spends laughing at us.

Reading Czeslaw Milosz through the afternoon; and now I realize I cannot set the “L with stroke” that would be necessary to spell his name correctly, or that of any other poet in Polish, Kashubian, Sorbian, Wymysorys, or some other language wherein a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative might be required. Worse, I cannot set verse properly, in any language, owing to my own high-tech ineptitude.

One can, however, reading through the Collected Milosz Poems, come to appreciate how many were written in Berkeley, California, where he settled into a perfessership after exiling himself from Stalinism. (Read: The Captive Mind.) A magnificent translator, too, back and forth through Polish and English, he has that poetic quality of translating himself, into his original, as he wanders.

Now, the reader must pretend this is typeset properly:

“You who wronged a simple man / Bursting into laughter at the crime, / And kept a pack of fools around you” … continues as a sonnet until … “you’d have done better with a winter dawn, / A rope, and a branch bowed beneath your weight.”

This from three-quarters of a century ago, about when he first landed in the United States, as the cultural attaché of a “People’s Republic.” He was also a survivor of the Warsaw Uprising, whose life was saved from the Nazis by a nun, and various other crises of modernity, often parallel to Saint John Paul II. Their works yield many fine mottoes.

It is amusing to think that Milosz, and the father of Kamala Harris, were teaching at Berkeley about the same time — the one among the most learned and eloquent opponents of Communism; the other a moronic socialist activist. Indeed, Ms Harris was brought up in an academic household in Berkeley (and in Montreal), but has substituted working-class Oakland in the family tradition of lying. Her nature is revealed in her “joyous” cackle, … “bursting into laughter at the crime.”

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IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS. — One of my most reliable correspondents informs me that Larry the Cat, about whom I wrote extensively (on July 13th, 2016), refused to be photographed with “Sir Keir” Starmer, the unlikeable current prime minister of England. He (Larry) would not participate in the latest cute publicity shot, for which he was called “a little shit” by the Scottish Secretary. (That was rich.) Too, Larry was slandered as “the most miserable animal you’ll ever meet,” and blamed for ten years of Labour defeats. But Larry despised Rishi Sunak, as well as Mr Starmer, and outpolls both with the British public.

Chatting with my priest, the late Jonathan Robinson of the Oratory, about death — a topic on which he is so much better informed — I recall his warning. We, who have been in the habit of making a splash, whenever splashing was possible, look ahead to some glorious final play. We will be surrounded by our admirers or, almost as good, by the people who detest us as we are martyred. Either way, it will be a scene of victory.

But perhaps there will be no one watching, no living creature, not even a cat. No one will be in the least startled, not even the medical performers, who see this sort of thing every day. This is especially likely now, when family deathbed scenes have gone out of style, and the Batflu provisions (or whatever succeeds them) specify that everyone must die in isolation. Indeed, “Medical Assistance In Dying” is the only way to get an audience.

Among the advantages of being a “Far Right” person (apparently about three-quarters of the population) is that, short of some splash that will be recorded in “the media,” no one cares what happens to you. This means that, whether the audience is present or absent, you will be under no obligation to entertain them. This makes the impending conversation with Christ something on which you may focus entirely.

The more devastating if all He has to say is, “I do not know you.”

Note: one may not get His attention by “making a splash,” for instance by much moaning. Holiness doesn’t work like that.

Part of prudence is to care what will be the result of one’s ministrations. For if you don’t care, the results will be nearly opposite to what you are promising. Of course you care, but you are more careful about yourself, and to take credit, and so forth. In the course of which, your care for the results of your ministrations shrinks to the zero it usually does among politicians.

It would be unreasonable to expect perfect sanctity in public life. This is why only very, very stupid people, like President Biden, say that Kamala Harris “has the moral compass of a saint.” I don’t even think Donald Trump has the moral compass of a saint, and to their credit, I don’t think any Republicans do.

But does Trump, in addition to his narcissism and whatever, care for the results of his political actions? Is he actually trying to “make America great again”? (Or at least a little better?) Or is he largely indifferent to the pain and death he spreads about him, except for the personal political consequences? Yes, Trump is, along with his personality defects, above all but a few American politicians. And Ms Harris is well below them.

Politics, with its elections, comes very close to a “zero-sum” game in which such comparisons are necessary. It is also zero-sum long after the election. All a politician can do is negotiate some kind of trade-off, in which he will ideally try to get as much good as possible, in exchange for as little evil. He cannot deliver any absolute, and this is why all (not most, but all) socialists, “liberals,” progressives, &c, should be absolutely dismissed.

“The people” know nothing about how to run a state, and that’s why, in a democracy, we must have such foolish politicians. Their idea of a trade-off is more services for less taxes.

From this you may guess that I am not an “idealist” in politics, or in anything else this far away from God. The world works within the constraints that the world works within. Note the tautology. These constraints are real.

A German, Father Bruno of Cologne, founded the first holy brace of Carthusian monasteries. One would usually say, of this XIth-century saint, that he was “founder of the Carthusians,” except, I don’t think that’s how monasteries work. They may be started by anybody, and indeed, back in the East, many monasteries were started by Buddhists. But in Christendom they have been, necessarily, under the patronage of Our Lord. This we can know from the many miracles that have attended their foundation. And what depends on God only lasts until God’s patronage ceases. I think that is what happens in Buddhist monasteries, too, for as Christ said, “I have other flocks,” and will have these “gentiles” brought into His fold.

Father Bruno was among our greatest saints, and if you will, a model for how to be a saint in all ages. He was surrounded by famously good men, and some famously bad ones, had pope and cardinals as his pupils, and various passing rôles in the Church, yet was consistently humble and aloof from power. He had courage and decision; without hesitation boldly sacking the corrupt, declining an episcopal appointment for himself, and in many other ways “being his own man.” Within the Grand Chartreuse, and other enclosures of the Ordo Cartusiensis (we call them “Charterhouses” in English) his spiritual echo is still heard, after a millennium of adventure, including violent persecutions in “Reformations” and “Enlightenments.”

They were warmly hated. (But, “Know that the world hated me first.”) Their priories were the source of much charity, and of course this led to multiple conversions.

What appeals to me in Saint Bruno and the Carthusians is an unhurried focus on contemplation and art. They do arduous toil, too, in silence, and they do not intersect with “the community.” They are not missionaries or preachers, except perhaps through their works, for they have been the manuscriptorialists.

They are opposite to what is promoted today, through apps and Internet. They are not a virus or infection.

O ye of little faith, and much stupidity! … There are atheist assumptions in modern atheist science and philosophy. I cite a scientific and philosophical tautology. I include the self-proclaimed “agnostics,” who also study the world from behind blinders, blacking out or censoring evidence of the Creator, and the miraculous in everyday life (such as, that people get up in the morning). For the moment I pretend to be a “theist,” which is to say, the opposite of an atheist. By me, and the other theists, the evidence for God is received.

This does not mean it is quackishly insisted upon. Natural theology does not offer only “proofs” that God, or any other person, exists. It is instead quite comfortable with reality. It is a game we sometimes play, idly, with God.

Faith is not formally rejected in modern, high-tech-pagan investigations. Neutrality on belief systems is assumed, as if the investigator had no stake in his inquiries. He has the higher indifference to his fellow beings. But it is not complete indifference, for what makes him atheistical is that he expects, eventually, to be freed from all irritations, and not even to remember the divine. God will not be necessary for him to get up in the morning.

But meanwhile, he has, like the Marquis de Laplace, “no use for that hypothesis.”

The advance and proliferation of neuroscience and artificial intelligence gives the children of Laplace, and the rest of nature’s behaviourists, a fond hope. Christian and all other theistical beliefs are necessarily vague, as scientific statements, and logic can attack them with sharp precision. They may be used to throw the believer into doubt and confusion.

But they may also be used the other way.

As Auden observed: “Give me a no-nonsense, down-to-earth behaviourist, a few drugs, and simple electrical appliances, and in six months I will have him reciting the Athanasian Creed in public.”

The “arts” of printing and typography, of paper-making, and inks, and book-binding, have been delighting and distracting me since my father first slipped into my hands an edition of Pookie, some time ago. The page was abnormally large for a two-or-three-year-old (though now, measuring it, I find it was only ten inches high); so I paid it abnormal attention; especially I attended the letter “g,” which resembled my grandma’s eye-glasses, turned sideways. Within less than a year, I had learnt all the other letters. (Perhaps I am prideful.) Within two, I had written my first book, in manuscript.

John Ryder’s very tasteful (illustrated) manual for amateur printers (only seven inches high) came out in the same era. After seventy years, I do not think I can do it much good by reviewing it, but I would like to mention a point made in the introduction. Mr Ryder recommends that the amateur not take up printing as a money-making sideline. This, like most money-making, is drudgery, and a distraction from the pure pleasure of type arrangement. Indeed, he recommends the production only of ephemera, because setting line after line for hundreds of pages can get boring. Instead, have the ambition to make each item very beautiful.

To be practical, could two or more poets share the cost of some type-setting and printing machinery, and set their respective texts from it? No, definitely not! They would never get along.

The idea of doing things, which count as labour, and not charging for them, which counts as business, has been lost on the contemporary world. (In this respect alone, we are too masculine.) At least nine in ten advertisements I see on the Internet, for instance, are for “products” that should never have been made, let alone advertised. There is a great noise about things that are “free,” and are not, or are available too cheaply.

We should try to annihilate all the producers of such goods.